How Does Santa Do It?

Just like the rest of you, I've always wondered how Santa gets in my house every year on Christmas Eve. How does this jolly red giant sneak in, eat our cookies, drink our milk, and leave presents under the tree, all without being detected or maimed in the process? Maybe the children know. Let's see what they have to say.



Well, that was all very inconclusive. I'm still not convinced he can fit down our stove pipe, and get out of the stove without dying in the process. Maybe that's why he doesn't come to my house anymore. Or maybe it's because we don't put out milk and cookies anymore. Or maybe it's because Santa hates me. The holidays suck. I'm going to go listen to "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" and try not to cry about how much it reminds me of the first Christmas I can remember.

What a Night. Now Watch This.

I held a meeting. I helped out with a program where lots of people were loud and some people were cheating at a game. I went to another meeting. Finally, I had free time to go see some emo music and feel sorry for myself.

Now watch this.



I always liked Snuffy, but I was never really fond of Big Bird. Too bad they are almost always seen together since Snuffy is Big Bird's imaginary friend. I also like this clip because of the lame jokes. Some of my friends assure me that lame jokes are the coolest, and of course, I agree.

The Man in Black Meets the Monster in the Trash Can

Oh man. I was totally searching for a Christmas clip, but I wasn't too fond of the Oscar the Grouch one that I found. I decided to search for other Oscar clips, since he hasn't been featured in this blog yet, and I found this gem. Not only do I like Oscar the Grouch, I love Johnny Cash. This may be one of my favorite clips yet. Enjoy!

Also, if you're over 12, you may start thinking this clip is a little too much for a kid, but then kids don't think the way teenagers or adults do.

The Cookie Monster Strikes Again

Well, the Cookie Monster has done it again. This time he's smeared his own good name on national television, and what's worse, Elmo's in on it too. On Thursday, December 3rd, Rosita, Elmo, and the Cookie Monster were on the Tyra Banks show. The link below is to a photo that clearly shows what happens when Sesame Street Muppets get out of hand. Elmo is pulling an Edward Cullen while Cookie Monster goes for the behind. Now what kind of way is that to act when children might be watching? Shame on you, Elmo and Cookie Monster. Shame on you.

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For All You Trekkies Out There

This is also for fans of The Count and Patrick Stewart. The Count is having some trouble with the number one, but Captain Picard (Patrick Stewart) has no trouble getting him back in line. My Trekkie friends assure me that Star Trek is the coolest thing ever, so I think this clip awesome.

Yip-yip Martians go Gansta'

Do you ever sit around and wonder what Sesame Street would be like if the Muppets were all gangstas? Well, apparently someone did. I found this clip on youtube and thought I would share it with all of you because the Martians are pretty much my favorite characters from Sesame Street, and I thought this video was pretty funny.

*Be advised, the lyrics are not child friendly; Parents be warned.*

Ridiculous Sweater Day

So the internet has been screwy all evening, but now it's ok for the moment. Today was Ridiculous Sweater Day, and some people wore silly sweaters. Like the kind you see on the Cosby Show or the kind you get for Christmas. I found a crazy Christmas one at a second-hand store. It was so awful, people actually liked it.

Here's a Sesame Street clip with some sweaters and Muppets being ridiculous.